If you have seen and thoroughly enjoy the Showtime show called "Californication" starring David Duchovny, than that is exactly what life is like for Professional Writing majors at Champlain. That, plus snow.

If you find the show chauvinistic, carnal, crude, and any number of other colorful vocabulary to describe distaste for a matter, than "Californicaiton" does not at all reflect the life of Professional Writing majors at Champlain.

Thank you,

Your President,

Your Senator,

Your Congress Person,

Your Mail Carrier.