senior secured subordinated contravertible debentures
Try saying THAT bad boy three times fast. Or coming across that phrase at the beginning of a case. Thank goodness for dictionaries. Thank goodness for the law library! Thank you Lexis!
Anyway, tomorrow I get fingerprinted for my Co-op. Thank goodness for the Campus Police Department! This will be, what... the third time I've been fingerprinted--all for jobs, all for jobs--not what you're thinking. The other two were for employment at the Superior Court.
There's something funny about someone else holding your finger and rolling it across the fingerprint cards. I mean, what do you say? "Oh yeah, had this finger for quite some time now... Works purdy guud."
Aside from a deluge of bankruptcy lawyering ethics and strategy in Bankruptcy today, we learned that the Central District of California (where I will be working) has a massive, massive, HUGE bankruptcy filing in comparison to Massachusetts. The Central District may have the most filings in the nation. My curiosity besting my apprehension, I took a look at the filing statistics for the last few years... I'm going to be very busy this fall, which is nothing BUT good.
I remember days when we had five hearings, and I ended up working in the Evidence Vault. "The State moves for admission of Exhibit P-1; IT IS ORDERED entering Exhibit P-1." Yeah, P-1 was alleged victim's skin!!!
[Okay, so I didn't actually "clerk" that trial back in Kingman, but I did have to handle some pretty dodgy stuff. Can't say what, but if you wanna know, come to law school and get a Co-op with a Superior Court judge. It's not two years of being a Courtroom Clerk, but if you are "lucky" you may come across some pretty gnarly junk.]



