Ohio State sent me an email that says I won't be allowed to use their Internet connection unless I install virus protection—and I have a Mac! I've secretly prided myself on never needing virus protection. Thank you, OSU—I feel extorted.

Finals are done and my grades are starting to turn out. I'm still pulling for a 4.0, but with my English and political science grades still at the whim of my professors, I don't know how things will turn out. After my several nearly fatal brushes with what-is-this-question-asking moments during that political science final, my hopes aren't high. But it'd be nice to pad my GPA in anticipation of winter quarter.

I have a possible internship this summer! I was planning to take classes at my local community college, but a job would be better. My mom apparently talked to her accountant about me recently, who told her to have me call him if I'm interested in a job this summer. I don't really know if I want to be an accountant. I probably don't—plus, I know almost nothing about it. But if it's just something to get a sample of the business, then it sounds like a good opportunity.

I'm visiting my high school this Friday. There are a few teachers I want to see, and I'm not gonna lie—I really want to sit in the back of my old teacher's calc class and say to everything she writes on the board, I can OWN that integral. My physics teacher found out we were coming; he wants us to bring him things. I kind of love how nothing's changed.