1. Oxley's lies. Their sign says they only accept meal swipes after 4 p.m., but they've been accepting them all the time! Had I know this earlier, Oxley's might have enjoyed more of my business.

2. The psychology textbook that my professor recommends doesn't even mention Wilhelm Wundt, the father of psychology. It's true—I even checked the index. Nothing. And, of course, I'll be responsible for this information on tomorrow's exam.

3. Apparently, gingko trees smell like vomit.

4. During today's econ club meeting, we had our quarterly scheduling discussion. Turns out, all my professors are horrible, so I ended up dropped three courses I had scheduled. Spring quarter has officially become my GEC quarter.

5. I don't think I possess the amazing CS&E skills I thought I had; I wasn't the first one done on today's quiz—some kid ruined my streak by turning in his quiz four seconds before me—and that pre-lab took me four hours.

6. I can get groceries delivered right to my dorm. Really, it was the highlight of my week, even though I acted embarrassingly disoriented when the delivery guy came. I think I was just in shock at the awesomeness of what had just occurred.

7. Economists are geniuses. They manage to get eight boxes of Papa John's pizza for each meeting when we only pay $15 dues as members. I know they get funding from the department, too, but do they seriously just request pizza money? I even got to take two boxes back to my dorm today because they were left uneaten. Score.

8. I realized how desperately I need academic guidance. I'm taking courses all over the place and don't even have tentative plans to pursue my three majors—accounting, finance, and economics. I'm calling tomorrow to arrange a meeting with my adviser. She's going to love me; I give her such a hard time with scheduling.

9. The Lantern needs proofreaders. Badly. Today, this sentence appeared as a caption under a photo of the under-construction Student Union: "Constructions workers rap up their days work on the construction of the new Ohio Union late Tuesday." Three huge errors in such a simple sentence—and this isn't even The Lantern's worst.

10. I've only sat through one class of intermediate econ so far. The midterm's next week. I think I'm finally going to get what I deserve.