What do you do when you find yourself next to the dean of your college in the RPAC locker room, wearing nothing but underwear? (Both of you)

A) Awkwardly say hello, praying she'll know who you are
B) Hope she'll recognize you and say hello first
C) Hide in the shower until she's gone
D) Consider doing all of the above and end up adopting locker-room tunnel vision like everyone else and get dressed in determined silence.