Last week my friend and I went to play racquetball and I've been hooked ever since. (Which just goes to show you how dangerously addictive my personality is.) In the past few weeks, I have discovered my inner jock in such a dramatic fashion that my former gym teachers would probably pass out from shock if they saw me. And swatting the ball around in an empty room is surprisingly conducive to some life lessons, which I now present to you...
1."Life is like sex and tennis: you only get better if you stroke with someone better than you." I don't remember where I originally heard this, but it's very true. Most days I just go to the RPAC by myself and practice hitting off the walls, but it's always much more challenging to actually play with someone. You can't read their mind and know where they're going to hit the ball, and you have to make an effort to hit something they can return rather than just swing haphazardly. (Though I end up doing that a lot too.)
2. "Swing like you mean it." Half-hearted just doesn't cut it, in racquetball or in life. My best volleys happen when I race to meet every hit like my life depended on it. I've run into a few walls as a result, but I figure that's a small price to pay to be able to return a crazy hit.
3. "Play off the back wall." Another friend introduced me to this one when we played on Sunday. He suggested we play off the glass rear wall, so that if the ball hits that first before bouncing, it's still good. Sometimes stuff happens that just blasts right over our heads, but the rebound is still returnable. So play off the back wall.
4. "Let's play left-handed." Another suggestion from Sunday that actually resulted in some pretty good backhands. My backhand is much weaker than my forehand, but when I race to hit a ball on my right side using my left hand, suddenly my backhand is much better (and in my non-dominant hand, no less). Sometimes all it takes is a change in perspective to make life easier.
5. "Forget the rules." This is my life's motto anyway. I don't know the rules of racquetball, and for now I have no interest in learning them. I just want to practice hitting the ball the direction I want it to go and wake up the long-dormant fast-twitch muscles in my body. So for practice, I'll play left-handed or make a rule that says I can't pick up the ball with my other hand to re-serve--I have to hit it off the wall or floor no matter what. It's not regulation, but it's good to hone the skills I need if I ever do decide to play seriously.
And finally...
RPAC Staffer: We have racquets but no balls.
Me: (to my friend) Hey, we know men like that...