"I did it Frank's way and wound up in traction for six weeks." - Milton Berle

Okay, I know I’m way outside of my generation, but has anyone actually ever listened to Frank Sinatra? Here I sit outside with my laptop, cigarette in mouth, and a glass of Shiraz. Sinatra’s “My Way,” is playing and two things have occurred to me: the first is that I appear to be channeling Sinatra (boozing it up in the middle of the day) and the second is that I can’t think of anything more accurately descriptive of a college student’s situation than this song (except maybe the hooch, but I digress). “And now, the end is near and so I face the final curtain.” It’s the home stretch. It’s the end of the line. Welcome to finals week, ladies and gentlemen!
This is going to be my next-to-last blog posting. This would of course be a more sentimental occasion, except for the fact that I’m from Texas and we have no emotions. Guns, yes … no emotions. It has been great, though and I’d like to thank Mrs. Jamie Satter, Assistant Director for Admissions here at SNHU, for offering me the opportunity to do this for her and for this college which I have come to appreciate so much. On a personal note, Jamie’s just had her baby girl, Celina, and is on maternity leave; I’m thrilled for her and will be sending her a bottle of Advil and scotch. I call it a “2AM feeding for Mother.” Jamie, I say to you, from one Southerner to another, congratulations, “Momma.”


Even though I’ve got my summer courses to plow through and the fall semester as well, I can’t help but feel a little depressed at the end of a school year. Many of the people I’ve come to know and befriend are graduating; this may have something to do with it. Of course, reality snaps in and I realize that most of my friends live in New England. You people have no idea what a long drive consists of. Texas freeways have gaps for hours with no scenery but a tumbleweed and the occasional cacti patch; remember that the next time you’re driving up to the mountains, the beach (which only results in hypothermia if you try to swim in the ocean), or into Boston. All in all, though, it’s been a fantastic year and I’m truly sad to see it come to an end.


As the saying goes, though, “all things good must come to an end,” and life goes on. Look for the silver lining and other trite phrases that you’re now rolling your eyes at, because you have even more disdain for them than I do. For instance, I’m happy because I’m not going to be sweltering in the Texas heat for three months. If it weren’t for the impending visit by my mother and grandmother, it’d be a perfect summer. I’m only joking! ---------- “Perfect” anything doesn’t exist. Happy summer, everyone! See you next year and to my mother and grandmother who are reading this … I love you, I’m teasing, and don’t disinherit me.








