My Derivative Does Not Exist
Dear reader,
I don’t know who you are but now I will proceed to use graphs to display various aspects of my life while I have been here. Ew calculus.
You don’t know me,
Connor Gorman
P.S. You have to click on the graphs to be able to see the whole picture!
Nostalgia versus time:
Hormone level versus time:
Amount of stairs climbed versus time:
Swing dancing skillz versus time:
Stair rail-sliding skillz versus time:
Lanyard-twirling skillz versus time:
(See "Stair rail-sliding skillz versus time" minus picture and pun comment)
Inclination to write in cursive versus time:
Fireworks versus time:
A more accurate and less hairy depiction of fireworks versus time:
And from all this information, we use various mathematical processes to derive one very important conclusion which can be described by this graph:
Adieu, adieu, all's vanity!
