Trinity University

Dear reader,

I don’t know who you are but now I will proceed to use graphs to display various aspects of my life while I have been here. Ew calculus.

You don’t know me,
Connor Gorman

P.S. You have to click on the graphs to be able to see the whole picture!

Nostalgia versus time:

Hormone level versus time:

Amount of stairs climbed versus time:

Swing dancing skillz versus time:

Stair rail-sliding skillz versus time:

Lanyard-twirling skillz versus time:

(See "Stair rail-sliding skillz versus time" minus picture and pun comment)

Inclination to write in cursive versus time:

Fireworks versus time:

A more accurate and less hairy depiction of fireworks versus time:

And from all this information, we use various mathematical processes to derive one very important conclusion which can be described by this graph:

Adieu, adieu, all's vanity!